"If it doesn't feel right, then change the position!"
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"A sucker is born every minute, but a swallower is hard to find."
"A sucker is born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find, and spitters get left by the wayside."
"Everyone has the right to be an idiot. You just abuse that right."
"Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth."
"That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too."
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