I like my women like my...

coffee, shipped here from Columbia in a cargo container.
Coffee, with 2 Es in her.
coffee, hot and no pubic hair
coffee, three years old and ordered from south america
I like my women like I like my coffee. Full of alcohol.
...coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains of Columbia behind a donkey.
I hate coffee, even if it's got a bit of milk and/or sugar in it, so fuck black bitches.
coffee steaming hot and all over my crotch


parking tickets, crumpled up in my glove compartment.



...Finished sentences. Cunning linguistically and awaiting their period.


Music. A different one each 5 minutes and an option to shuffle and repeat.


I like my women like I like my shoe. I tie them, use them and I always have two


captured dictators, with a knife in its anus and killed shortly after meeting


Africa - Underdeveloped


letter 'g' in the word gnome. silent.


cheese... fat free, american singles only :)


.. daughter. Submissive, obedient and sucking my cock on a daily basis.


i like my women like i like my chicken - battered


i like my women like i like my drugs... white.


Frozen food. Cold, innert, and was probably alive at some point.
ice cream - stiff, cold and lifeless.
niggers. Dead and in my basement.


packets of instant oat meal, quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs


...chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end. Not too much and not too little, just enough to make me grin!


oven. Hot and in the kichen.
fridge, in the kitchen


call of duty. Cheap and easy


TV. All night fun but I can turn it off.


/b/, underage and whoring for attention


Genital warts... On my dick


milk. Old and sour.


jews. Dead.

All of these I got from a thread on /b/ (for those who don't know what it is, it's part of 4chan).