First of all, you should know that the troll failed, unless their purpose was to entertain me. :D
Also, the texts were sent to each other in a period of 2 days..
Also, the texts were sent to each other in a period of 2 days..
Troll,"Seven days!"
Me,"Huh?"
Troll,"SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Who is this?"
Troll," Shut up! I'll climb out of your TV and kill you, leaving a stupid expression on your face! SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Joseph?"
Troll,"No! SEVEN DAYS, bitch!"
Me,"You mean that bread? Because I really love the ones with chocolate filling."
Me,"Huh?"
Troll,"SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Who is this?"
Troll," Shut up! I'll climb out of your TV and kill you, leaving a stupid expression on your face! SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Joseph?"
Troll,"No! SEVEN DAYS, bitch!"
Me,"You mean that bread? Because I really love the ones with chocolate filling."
(For those of you who haven't heard of 7 days then, here: http://img.papirosz.hu/normal/450-0242.jpg)
The next day:
Troll,"Six days!"
Troll,"Goodness, has my daughter been trolling you much? Seven days and things like that? I'm so very sorry about that. I thought I had lost my cell but as it turns out she decided to have fun with it. It must be the stress. The new country and all."
Me,"Uhm... ok."
Me,"Who are you?"
By this time I had already tried calling the person but all I could hear was white noise.
Troll,"I'm sorry, I tried to call you back, we don't get good service around here. Been so for about six months. Ever since we moved here our daughter has been acting strange. Driving the animals mad, leaving legos on the ground for us to step on, hiding the remote, sick shit like that. My wife and I couldn't take it anymore and we drowned her in a well. Her evil still remained however and she imprinted it in cellphone text messages and bad sex tapes. She has been finding new victims like this ever since. Always that seven days crap. Now we get about as much service as she does in her well. Only texts get through."
The next day:
Troll,"Six days!"
Troll,"Goodness, has my daughter been trolling you much? Seven days and things like that? I'm so very sorry about that. I thought I had lost my cell but as it turns out she decided to have fun with it. It must be the stress. The new country and all."
Me,"Uhm... ok."
Me,"Who are you?"
By this time I had already tried calling the person but all I could hear was white noise.
Troll,"I'm sorry, I tried to call you back, we don't get good service around here. Been so for about six months. Ever since we moved here our daughter has been acting strange. Driving the animals mad, leaving legos on the ground for us to step on, hiding the remote, sick shit like that. My wife and I couldn't take it anymore and we drowned her in a well. Her evil still remained however and she imprinted it in cellphone text messages and bad sex tapes. She has been finding new victims like this ever since. Always that seven days crap. Now we get about as much service as she does in her well. Only texts get through."
Me,"Ok, seriously, who are you and why are you trolling me? Though I have to admit, this is hilarious! xD"
Troll,"Seriously? Why so serious? You seriously expect a troll to be serious? Who am I? Who am I but the last ghost of the Christmas past making its final rounds, the rightmost toe of Chuck Norris, the only man to have ever broken a Nokia 3310! Who am I but the voice in the back of your phone's memory chip, the Asian spirit of the great 9gag. Why you? You were chosen by the hairy middle finger of destiny so you would be the one to always wonder - who the fuck was that troll? This concludes my trolling of you. Farewell and... SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Wasn't it six days by now?"
Troll,"Shit."
Me,"LOL, fail."
Me,"Anyway, here's the reaction you've been waiting for... *clears throat* OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!"
Me,"Happy nao?"
Troll,"Not really since the previous message shows as incomplete, you'll have to send it again I'm afraid."
Me,"Nah, if you didnt get it then so be it."
Troll,"So be it."
Me,"But really. Who are you? I'm beginning to like you."
Troll,"No you don't, there'll be no liking of any kind or it truly will be SEVEN DAYS :D My phone bill says bye."
Troll,"Seriously? Why so serious? You seriously expect a troll to be serious? Who am I? Who am I but the last ghost of the Christmas past making its final rounds, the rightmost toe of Chuck Norris, the only man to have ever broken a Nokia 3310! Who am I but the voice in the back of your phone's memory chip, the Asian spirit of the great 9gag. Why you? You were chosen by the hairy middle finger of destiny so you would be the one to always wonder - who the fuck was that troll? This concludes my trolling of you. Farewell and... SEVEN DAYS!"
Me,"Wasn't it six days by now?"
Troll,"Shit."
Me,"LOL, fail."
Me,"Anyway, here's the reaction you've been waiting for... *clears throat* OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!"
Me,"Happy nao?"
Troll,"Not really since the previous message shows as incomplete, you'll have to send it again I'm afraid."
Me,"Nah, if you didnt get it then so be it."
Troll,"So be it."
Me,"But really. Who are you? I'm beginning to like you."
Troll,"No you don't, there'll be no liking of any kind or it truly will be SEVEN DAYS :D My phone bill says bye."
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